Luis Suarez Bit A Dude And Shit Around The Web

June 25, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

The fucking World Cup got interesting for the first time since the Aztecs used human heads for the sport when a Uruguayan player tried to Tyson an Italian player’s ear. I think he ended up with only a mouth full of scapula. How disappointing.

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