Luke Grimes Not Gay For Pay

June 30, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Actor Luke Grimes apparently quit True Blood because the show writers wanted his character to go gay. If you’re super sensitive to homoerotic material maybe you shouldn’t appear on one of the gayest shows on television. Every one knows vampires are gay. Who else would sleep in a perfectly tailored suit surrounded by candelabras. Grimes was apparently willing to play the roll only if a male vamp was attracted to him, but not if he had to be the shlong hunter. Also, he would be willing to let a gay character blow him, but only if he had a pretty mouth and they could talk about Bears football post ejaculation. Grimes petty whining just shows he’s not really an actor. Sean Penn pulled a train of bears in a South of Market motel to get in character for Milk. Grimes is a hack who quit his show because he couldn’t handle the line, I must feed… on cock. They don’t make them like they used to. Vampire shows I mean.

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