Luke Grimes Not Gay For Pay

By Matt June 30, 2014 @ 9:48 AM


Actor Luke Grimes apparently quit True Blood because the show writers wanted his character to go gay. If you’re super sensitive to homoerotic material maybe you shouldn’t appear on one of the gayest shows on television. Every one knows vampires are gay. Who else would sleep in a perfectly tailored suit surrounded by candelabras. Grimes was apparently willing to play the roll only if a male vamp was attracted to him, but not if he had to be the shlong hunter. Also, he would be willing to let a gay character blow him, but only if he had a pretty mouth and they could talk about Bears football post ejaculation. Grimes petty whining just shows he’s not really an actor. Sean Penn pulled a train of bears in a South of Market motel to get in character for Milk. Grimes is a hack who quit his show because he couldn’t handle the line, I must feed… on cock. They don’t make them like they used to. Vampire shows I mean.

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(4) Comments

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    Admiral 06/30/2014 10:07

    Good for him. When you join a television show, usually “You must denounce your manhood on international television” is not in the contract.

    Imagine how much that would suck to join a show filled with attractive women getting naked and grinding on dudes for hours a day until they get the scene. Now imagine instead of that you have to kiss and cuddle with or grind against some muscular dude, and then your friends and family get to watch it some weeks later. I would quit, too. No job is worth that shit.

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    Admiral 06/30/2014 10:08

    Also, who’s this Matt fellow writing these new posts? He’s not bad…

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    Hugh G. Rection 06/30/2014 11:23

    “An actor is something less than a man. An actress is something more than a woman.” — Richard Burton

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    Al Bundy 07/01/2014 03:35

    “Grimes is a hack who quit his show because he couldn’t handle the line, I must feed… on cock. ”

    Hilarious line.

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