Here's my complete understanding of the Miley Cyrus phenomenon. People love gender bending Puckish twinks. And by people I mean everybody is suspect. Somebody is making Miley the most popular person in the world. It's not me, I'm pretty sure it's you. Stop getting so worked up every time she puts her hands on her unitard mons and maybe she'll go away. I'm talking to you, neighbor. You got complaints about my cat raping your cat. Stop buying Miley records and I'll put put some rubber pants on him.
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