Whenever I look at male mannequins in the store, I pretty much know I’ll never look as good wearing the same thing. I can’t even match the emotion. I don’t know how women think when it comes to seeing supermodels pushing the latest bikini lines. Is this like Wonder Woman, where I don the costume and I instantly look pretty fucking desirable. Will wealthy men offer me a million dollars for an indecent proposal? What about the fat girls desiring to be body positive for whom there are no bikinis? Okay, they’re taken care of. Being a woman constantly bombarded with photos of perfect women looking perfect has to be rough. I wish I could hug all of you in your bikinis and tell you how beautiful you are. Yes, that’s my boner.
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