Pamela Anderson Rides Off Into the Sunset

By Lex June 09, 2014 @ 12:03 PM

Pamela Anderson And Rick Salomon Share A Bike In Malibu
Zombie attack plans are great. Natural disaster evacuation plans definitely a good idea. But if you want a real measure of safety and you happen to be a former pinup girl, get yourself a post 40-plan and get it now. You don’t want to arrive at the age when the world is no longer tossing nickels in the bucket to see your titties with nothing but a blank look and the precursors for ass cancer. Unless you kept all those bottles you emptied since twenty, you’re probably sitting on the edge of broke and and wondering why Purina doesn’t make a vegan option. Or, like Pam Anderson, sitting on the bike boner of your second go-round with part-time poker player and self-described movie producer Rick Salomon. Obama’s got nothing in his Great and Powerful Oz bag for you, sister. Get yourself to Bahrain and milk some last ditch honey from the Middle East while you still have time. If not for you, then for your kids who aren’t so old that they don’t need your post cards sent to their boarding schools once a month to let them know mommy and that dude who filmed himself having sex with Paris Hilton are thinking of them.

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(2) Comments

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    miche the killer 06/09/2014 14:03

    The most offensive thing about this is he’s letting her do all the work. Which is sort of a metaphor for their relationship isn’t it. And look at that smushed back tire. Fat slob.

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    miche the killer 06/09/2014 14:05

    i take it back. that hat. that f’ing backwards sideways hat. grrrrrrrr.

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