Paris Hilton Lands the Token Racist Invite

The BET people really need to work on their pro forma white invites. I understand you're black entertainment for everybody, including wealthy white heiresses with hot new house music singles tracking in Qatar. But maybe you don't pick the girl with the racist background as your token blond. You couldn't land a Michael Bolton or maybe Leslie Mann and her gimp? Just some cracker to show you care about all God's creatures. Do you realize how many Hollywood whiteys would jump at the chance to be marginalized for this noble cause? Consider me disappointed. I can't even see Paris' nipples.

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