Paulina Slagter In A Bikini

By Lex June 13, 2014 @ 4:58 PM

Paulina Slagter In A Green Bikini In Miami
I think I might be falling in love with Ryan Phillippe’s new girlfriend. She has everything I could possibly ever want in a woman. Boobs, a reasoned belief that exposure to the sun will almost certainly kill her by 25, and she digs older men with weaves. She’s been Phillippe approved. That’s good enough for me. How do I get started here?

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 06/13/2014 20:03

    She looks like so much fun.

    Seriously, “slag” is right in the name. Sometimes Nature makes things obvious to help us out. Listen to her.

  2. avatar
    Admiral 06/14/2014 11:06

    Phillippe is a fellow Delawarian like myself, which means I have the right to challenge him to First State Justice: death by combat, whereby our arms are tied together, our teeth are sharpened, and the first one to die loses.

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