Rihanna Goes Braless to Celebrate Chris Brown’s Release

By Lex June 03, 2014 @ 11:48 AM

Rihanna Goes Braless In A Sheer Dress To The 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards In New York

Chris Brown was let out of jail after serving eleven minutes of his one year sentence due to prison overcrowding and a tacit understanding that the world is just more fun when Chris Brown is out there throwing punches. Chris thanked God and his lawyers and said he was getting back to his fans and the music, which is code for weed and ordering his bodyguards to beat up strangers. Across the country in New York, Rihanna instinctively had her tits on display to serve as a beacon for Chris’ sexually charged driving directions app. The two will mate and produce a cluster of fertilized eggs Rihanna will lay deep beneath the nightclub where Chris first asked her to be his top bitch. This apocalyptic prophecy is all written down in Chris and Rihanna’s songs, if anybody would just be willing to listen.

Photo Credit: Getty, FameFlynet

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(3) Comments

  1. Jonny Midnight 06/03/2014 14:49

    I scoffed, last week, when her stylist announced that Rihanna had nothing to wear. I guess I was wrong, because here she is, wearing, in fact, nothing.

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    PudKnocker 06/03/2014 17:47

    I’m not interested in Rihanna, but I ask all female celebrities to please wear similar outfits. :)

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    pk20152 06/04/2014 09:16

    I cannot stand this woman… I do not advocate any violence against woman, but I’m beginning to understand Chris Brown’s actions…

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