Taylor Swift Drops Selena Gomez Like a Latin Potato

By Lex June 16, 2014 @ 3:44 PM

Taylor Swift In Short Shorts Leaving The Gym In New York
There’s yet to be an entertaining girl fight not involving hair pulling. I might make an exception for the two girls I saw fighting with shoes in high school until both were bloodied. So, hair pulling and heels. Taylor Swift being bitchy doesn’t usually count. Though I do revel in how she immediately cold shoulders girlfriends who get back together with boys she doesn’t deem worthy. She’s cut off Selena Gomez three or four times for her inability to shake the call of the little Canadian Svengali who took her maidenhead. When things go to shit, Taylor will take Selena back to say I told you so and invite her once more into the coven of the prude. But, for now,no more late night giggle phone calls, Selena. Let’s see how long you last out in that cold.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

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(3) Comments

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 06/16/2014 16:25

    Love the picture of miley in the background of that link. haha

    Oh and if you could cut off Taylor Swift’s head (remove it from her scarecrow body) and put in on the other girls head (forgot already) you might have a somewhat attractive female.

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    LEE 06/16/2014 18:06

    Spot on. That girl needs to put some meat on dem bones.

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    LEE 06/16/2014 18:10

    Spot on. That girl needs to put some meat on dem bones.
    Growing up as a teen. Some would say.
    “The closer to the bone.
    The sweeter the meat.”

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