The Honeymoon Is Over

By Lex June 03, 2014 @ 9:06 AM

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To consummate Kim’s third marriage, Kanye West and his whore bride went on a whirlwind honeymoon across Europe visiting cities where people didn’t know them well enough yet to instinctively throw rocks. Their final stop was Prague where the couple tongued each other on a public bench forever making Hitlers march to the Castle only the second worst living memory for the elderly city residents. There was barely time to fulfill Kim’s honey-do request for anal in the Old Jewish Cemetery before the newlyweds had to jet back to Los Angeles to get back to the business of entertaining America. It’s going to be a sad day when one of these two murders the other in their sleep. But not super sad like when you’re out of beer.

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News

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(4) Comments

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    Al (Ted) Bundy 06/03/2014 12:28

    I’m pretty sure that’s not a public bench, unless the good people of Prague pay their parks department employees to take the wooden framed, embroidered cloth couches out of storage every night and place them carefully on manicured lawns, only to repeat the process every evening.

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    Beylerbey 06/03/2014 16:09

    Every old liberal who has ever struck a brave blow for these swarthy cretins should be forced to watch them copulate on the Sun King’s favorite divan. Bring It Down.

  3. avatar
    Al Bundy 06/03/2014 23:02

    To consummate Kim’s third marriage, Kanye West and his whore bride went on a whirlwind honeymoon across Europe visiting cities where people didn’t know them well enough yet to instinctively throw rocks. Their final stop was Prague where the couple tongued each other on a public bench forever making Hitlers march to the Castle only the second worst living memory for the elderly city residents.
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    You could have stopped right here with the post. It was perfectly fine with just this. No need to add on all that extra rambling unfunny sh*t.

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    pk20152 06/04/2014 09:20

    If we’re lucky their return flight will follow that same flight path as the Malaysian airliner. No disrespect to the Malaysian folks…

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