TLC Minus L Call Out Rihanna’s T&A

By Lex June 09, 2014 @ 4:15 PM

TLC-performs-at-the-Super-Bowl-party-2014

Recording artist TLC is following in the age old tradition of pointlessly talking shit about other women by calling out Rihanna for selling her sex instead of her musical talent. That charge assumes Rihanna has a choice in the matter.

Every time I see you, you don’t have to be naked. We became the biggest girl selling group of all time with our clothes on and that says a lot. We could go around too with booby cakes out all day long.

Twenty years ago, I would have killed to see those booby cakes. Now, ladies, please keep them taters in their sacks. TLC always prided themselves on their agenda of family friendly music, safe sex messaging, and occasionally Lisa Lopes burning down her boyfriend’s mansion with a lighter. I don’t know why the still mostly living T-Boz and Chilli have to get all up in Rihanna’s face for grinding her flower and flashing her boobs in most of her public appearances. Nobody yelled at Michelangelo for sculpting nudes. Like Rihanna, that’s just how he learned to get paid. When will women realize that they need to build each other up if they’re ever going to break through that glass ceiling? I’m silently voting for never. There’s enough competition as it is. Plus, I dig the shit out of girl fights.

Photo credit: Splash News

wwtdd

(1) Comment

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 06/09/2014 19:58

    Which one is Peppa?

You must be to post a comment.