Alessandra Ambrosio Understands the Internet

By Lex July 30, 2014 @ 2:25 PM

Alessandra Ambrosio Posts A Bikini Photo To Instagram
I get offer letters every day from people selling consulting services on how to better understand the Internet. Obviously, you need paid counseling to comprehend the complex equation that tits and sports and gambling account for 98% of all male Internet online activity. So entirely different than offline, plus or minus half a percent. Alessandra Ambrosio understands the Internet. You don’t make the move from Brazil to Brentwood without knowing how to manipulate innate human desire. I don’t even know which ass is hers. And I don’t care. That’s the genius. The intersection of arousal and not giving a shit is where men erect their Honeycomb Hideouts.

Photo Credit: Alessandra Ambrosio/Instagram

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    SigmaEW 07/31/2014 07:09

    i would last less than 10 seconds before getting her pregnant

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    PingaTip 07/31/2014 12:11

    I understand this blog is primarily about tits and asses, which is fine. Even though I’m a straight girl, I can admire and appreciate female beauty. Can’t you just post the pictures without including the stupid, pointless, and unreadable commentary? Jesus Christ, you just suck.

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