Alessandra Ambrosio Understands the Internet

I get offer letters every day from people selling consulting services on how to better understand the Internet. Obviously, you need paid counseling to comprehend the complex equation that tits and sports and gambling account for 98% of all male Internet online activity. So entirely different than offline, plus or minus half a percent. Alessandra Ambrosio understands the Internet. You don't make the move from Brazil to Brentwood without knowing how to manipulate innate human desire. I don't even know which ass is hers. And I don't care. That's the genius. The intersection of arousal and not giving a shit is where men erect their Honeycomb Hideouts.

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