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Alix Tichelman May Be A Serial Really Bad Prostitute

July 11, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

The prostitute who watched a Google exec die after she injected him with heroin had another male love interest who coincidentally overdosed and died two months ago. According to her statement, she was in the shower and heard someone fall down, at which point she called 911 and reported the overdose. When asked how she knew it was an overdose she responded:

“Because there’s nothing else it could be.”

What like murder or a rogue foul ball or something? To be fair, when you’re doing speedballs the odds of being struck by lightening or accidentally getting that deadly blowfish in your sushi to-go order are exceedingly low. Tichelman also posted this mirthful murder manifesto on what appears to be her Facebook page dedicated to the awesomeness that is heroin:

“It’s really nice to talk with someone about killing sprees and murdering people in cold blood…and they love it too… No judgement… Yay! Fuck all of that positivity bullshit. Take a look around you. Life is hard and then you die.”

Tichelman has clearly been toe-tagging billionaires left and right for a reason. She’s stealing their money. Only the super rich act this arrogant in the face of indisputable evidence. Nobody with a 49 foot yacht or less would have the entitlement to brag about murdering someone and think they’d get away with it. I’m guessing she has enough stashed to pay off a judge and hire a G6 to fly her to Belize where murder is not only legal, it’s laughed about openly in the village sqaures. Once there she can fuck and kill Mark McAfee and his 12 year old wife and proceed with her plans of world domination. It’s also possible she’s just a junkie whore who gets wasted and makes bad decisions. With the slightest bit of reflection time, I’m leaning toward the latter.

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