Anderson Cooper Overshares

By Matt July 21, 2014 @ 10:08 AM

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Anderson Cooper got kind of graphic on Bravo Andy Cohen’s talk show when was asked to reveal a secret about Cohen and replied with:

“I know a lot of secrets about Andy, but I guess the one that would surprise people the most is that he’s a top… Believe me, there’s nothing wrong with that, but I’m just saying…”

I think Cohen was looking for something like ‘He puts ketchup on his eggs’ or ‘He secretly watches Duck Dynasty’ not ‘He likes to slam his dick into men’s asses.’ Apparently Cooper is confusing his out of the closet status with homaging Andy Dick. As a wealthy gay male in the media, Anderson Cooper wields more power than God. He could service his partner from behind his anchor desk to demonstrate what Israel wants from Hamas in order to quit their ground assault and nobody could do a thing. But with tremendous power comes tremendous responsibility. And not necessarily the responsibility for remind everybody about Andy Cohen and his Hamptons orgies and Tindr trolling. I’m for everybody banging whoever the hell they want. I’m also for everybody shutting the fuck up about it. That second part being far more important.

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