Cameron Diaz Pimps Sex Tape

July 2, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Cameron Diaz is in the upcoming movie Sex Tape which my shit meter informs me is going to land between horrible and truly fucking horrible. It’s another one of those movies based on a modern social meme that comes out about five years after the meme stopped being fresh or relevant. Paris Hilton’s sex tape came out eleven years ago. Kim Kardashian was hog waddled in the tape her mom helped sell to Vivid back in 2007. Swingers were filming themselves back in the 80’s on Beta and VHS both. Cameron needs another few years of fallow before the A-Rod injections clear her system and she can stop shaving her mustache and pits. Until then, I’m sticking to reruns of The Mask on TNT.

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