Celebrities Celebrate Donatella Versace’s 800th Birthday

July 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Times were simpler for Donatella in centuries past when the bodies of bloodless children in the streets caused less of a ruckus. Interpol has really put a dent in Donatella’s ability to feed on the hemoglobin of innocence and stave off haggard Marilyn Manson face. Even the ten thousand gay vampire show writers in Hollywood are getting kind of skeeved out by seeing the fashion world’s Nosferatu in the day light hours. The celebrities still come out and promote her glittery shit for the promise that she won’t bat wing into their home at night and immortalize up their kids. You dance with the devil and sometimes you get a frightening fucking dance partner.

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