Celebrities Celebrate Donatella Versace’s 800th Birthday

By Lex July 07, 2014 @ 2:35 PM

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Times were simpler for Donatella in centuries past when the bodies of bloodless children in the streets caused less of a ruckus. Interpol has really put a dent in Donatella’s ability to feed on the hemoglobin of innocence and stave off haggard Marilyn Manson face. Even the ten thousand gay vampire show writers in Hollywood are getting kind of skeeved out by seeing the fashion world’s Nosferatu in the day light hours. The celebrities still come out and promote her glittery shit for the promise that she won’t bat wing into their home at night and immortalize up their kids. You dance with the devil and sometimes you get a frightening fucking dance partner.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet,Pacific Coast News

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(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    Mud Nugget 07/07/2014 14:51

    Looks friggin reptilian

  2. avatar
    KarduesaiMalloc 07/07/2014 16:51

    Ian McDiarmid face.

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    Hugh G. Rection 07/07/2014 18:52

    She actually has the nerve to go outside looking like that. Unbelievable.

  4. avatar
    tonyk 07/12/2014 15:36

    Can’t a good plastic surgeon fix that fugly face?

  5. avatar
    tonyk 07/12/2014 15:36

    Can’t a good plastic surgeon fix that fugly face?

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