Cheerleader Kendall Jones Likes to Kill Majestic Animals

By Lex July 02, 2014 @ 1:00 PM

Kendall Jones Poses With Her Kill
The Kendall Jones story tests the theory that good looking nineteen year old girls can do whatever the fuck they want. Short of murder, well, human murder. Kendall Jones is your typical college cheerleader who likes to kill the fuck out of large sub-Saharan wildlife. Kendall pulls all the hunter exemption crap out in her defense. All that stuff about hunters protecting the wildlife, helping to cull the herd, their hunting fees going to conservation efforts, and a bunch of other things that might very well be true but nobody gives a shit about when you’re posting pictures on Facebook of yourself showboating on top of a dead lion. Kendall’s Facebook feed was immediately filled with vitriol from people who have an unyielding willingness to believe animals are sacrosanct because they talk in Disney movies

You are absolute scum. I hope a gorgeous African animal takes its own revenge on you one day for all the beautiful souls you have shot.

A strong number of people earnestly believe that wild animals are cute and cuddly do-gooders who’d provide birth control to their employees if they ran Hobby Lobby. Back in the day they were just flesh eating village ravaging carnivores that people shot then got drunk and threw dance parties. It’s probably wrong for Kendall to kill these innocent creatures and then pose over their desecrated bodies. And I’m going to tell her so, right after I tell her how awesome she is and try to have sex with her.

Photo Credit: Kendall Jones/Facebook

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(17) Comments

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    wayne44870 07/02/2014 13:16

    People just need to back off this chick – PETA is a pain in the ass.

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    Maybe_Observer 07/02/2014 13:27

    Lala kahle [Sleep well]

    In the jungle, the mighty jungle
    The lion sleeps tonight
    In the jungle, the mighty jungle
    The lion sleeps tonight

    (Chorus)
    Imbube

    Ingonyama ifile [The lion's in peace]
    Ingonyama ilele [The lion sleeps]
    Thula [Hush]

    Near the village, the peaceful village
    The lion sleeps tonight
    Near the village, the peaceful village
    The lion sleeps tonight

    (Chorus)

    Ingonyama ilele [The lion sleeps]

    Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling
    The lion sleeps tonight
    Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling
    The lion sleeps tonight

    He, ha helelemama [He, ha helelemama]
    Ohi’mbube [lion]

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    aandm12 07/02/2014 13:34

    As long as what she’s coin is legal…good for her…This is ‘Murica!

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    miche the killer 07/02/2014 13:36

    Besides the fact that it’s kind of a dick move to hunt for trophy, she’s got Downs eyes. So, no, sorry, not today.

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 07/02/2014 13:52

    I don’t give 2 shits about a lion or any other animal in Africa including the people but I agree she does appear to have sweet set of Down’s eyes. Also fuck Peta right in the asshole even if they would like it or not.

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    Maybe_Observer 07/02/2014 13:59

    She’s a tiger in the sack…

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    billymays 07/02/2014 14:20

    Yeah, I kinda hope she gets ravaged and gored in the near future.

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 07/02/2014 14:25

    I don’t give 2 shits about anything in Africa let alone the tigers but she does have downs eyes so while I still bang the ever loving Shit out her it would be from behind… like the tigers do it.

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    oolzie 07/02/2014 15:47

    Meh, if people cared to pay attention before giving this bitch a hard time they’d learn that she didn’t just show up in Africa and start blasting animals. The Lion is on a preserve and was killing younger lions and cubs, she paid for the right to be the person to take it down and did it with a bow. The other pics have similar backgrounds. The rhino wasn’t killed, it was tranq’d for doctors to examine it. The cheetah was attacking livestock on a farm, etc.

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    BiebersStrapon 07/02/2014 15:58

    Meh, regardless of circumstances I don’t see the appeal in shooting an animal for “sport.”

    Unless they’re black.

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    Beylerbey 07/02/2014 16:11

    I’m really not all that attracted to women who are attracted to masculine pursuits (eg hunting, shooting). I prefer femininity. Maybe this is one of those idiot bitches who thinks she has to be Olivia Munn (who sampled more cock in Southern California than some porn stars).

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    MUCS 07/02/2014 16:36

    I would be lying if I said I didn’t want to shoot a load into her pussy.

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    SaintMidian 07/02/2014 16:48

    Needs more bikini.

  14. Damon Robertson 07/02/2014 21:01

    What a fucking whore, I hope an animal tears her face off and eats it while she screams and then eats the rest of her.

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    TheGaul 07/02/2014 23:09

    That’s great, bitch. God forbid you take up something constructive like reading! Hope she gets skinned alive by the Predator.

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    rdd 07/03/2014 12:39

    Hopefully, someday soon, the animal will win and she’ll be gone.

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    Beylerbey 07/03/2014 18:18

    Good point. If she went after animal-lovers and posed with trophies of bitchy lesbians and geldings with mommy issues, I’d marry her.

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