Chris Brown posted a photo to Instagram again confirming his gang affiliation with the Bloods. Even though Brown is happy to be allowed shoelaces again, the point of this photo was in the caption which read:
“It’s bool! I stand on my own two feet when life gets brazy!”
Bloods like to replace the letter B in words that start with C because they have the intellectual capacity of schoolgirls and pig Latin proved too difficult for many members. Brown likely struck up a kindling with the Piru Bloods after he beat the shit out of Rihanna, when every normal dude in America felt like kicking his ass. Just not enough to get shot. The Bloods let Brown play gangster in exchange for free advertising. Brown also sprayed Bloods graffiti on a wall in Hawaii, because the Four Seasons is a hotbed of street gang territorial disputes. I’m pretty certain repping a gang is a parole violation, but I’d rather the penal system look the other way and Brown just get shot in a drive by while performing community service because the orange vest is not a neutral gang color.
Don’t get me wrong, I hope he lives. Only a sick bastard roots for somebody else’s death. I’d settle for a relatively complicated splenectomy.
Photo Credit: Instagram