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Iggy Azalea’s Fake Ass Is Doing Well

July 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


When Nicki Minaj ‘cast shade’ on Iggy Azalea because T.I. helps her with the lingo in her super fresh rhyming schemes, she missed the bigger point. Big fat fake ass. Nicki and Iggy both have their riding saddles loaded up with animal fat to look like human fuck toys. Everybody who gets their ass jacked up in Hollywood feels a need to lie about that body part like no other. Even Kim Kardashian admits her tits are fake, but you talk about her abnormally shaped ass and she’s taking you to ass court. I don’t know why intentionally breaking your nose and reshaping the pieces or chunking out rib bones or peeling off your face and stretching it like Saran Wrap taut across your chiseled cheekbones is somehow pro forma, while taking a shot of fat in the ass to deposit more cushiion for pushin’ is verboten. It’s your body, manufacture your features up any way you see fit. You could end up the ultimate boner killer like Donatella Versace, but maybe you’ll get lucky and have an ass rappers want to slap enough to buy you more breaks. Spin the fucking wheel of circus freakery and see where you land.

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