Jason Biggs Makes a Funny

Jason Biggs didn’t back down after he made a shitty joke on Twitter about the Malaysian Airlines flight shot down over Ukraine, killing all 295 passengers:

“Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?”

Hah-hah-hah…. what?  Biggs got criticized for being insensitive and for dredging up the old airline miles clam ‘too soon’, which seems valid because he posted it literally moments after the story broke. Internet trolls need to be first. Usually celebrities come in a couple days late with insipid comments created by their 19-year old Arizona State social media interns. Biggs started getting bashed for his poor taste in jokes and instead of backing down, he doubled down:

“Truly – you losers are literally trying to find shit to get angry about. Channel your issues elsewhere.”

Here’s where Biggs falls into a classic logic fallacy. Yes, the majority of people on Twitter are sensitive twats looking to get offended instead of looking for things like peace or laughs or full-time jobs. But there mere fact that your critics are morons doesn’t inversely imply that everything they denounce must be genius.  Of course Biggs has never been funny and is only half famous because every other pudgy dork turned down the offer to fuck a pie on camera. Everything I’ve learned in life I learned from Kenny Rogers’ The Gambler. Biggs should’ve folded.

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