Justin Bieber Pretends He’s Disabled And Shit Around The Web

Pixie fucktard Justin Bieber pulled another one of his signature dick moves by pretending to need a wheelchair so he could cut the line at Disneyland. If there was a God, this would’ve been the moment for those once every twenty years at Disneyland when a high tension rope or cable busts and decapitates a park visitor.

Read more about how to impersonate the disabled so you don’t have to wait in line. (TMZ)

Screeching harpie Lea Michele has a good  old fashioned nip slip (Drunken Stepfather)

Just a friendly reminder of what J-Lo looks like in a bikini. (Popoholic)

John Travolta’s former handy-boy sues so he can share tales of their  love. (Gawker)

Farrah Abraham opens a (man) yogurt shop. (Popbytes)

Eva Longoria is still hot and Latina. (Maxim)

Playmate Bianca Beauchamp’s workout video works the cock muscles. (BroBible)

Floridian’s tend to go anal when stashing their stash. (VICE)

(Image Via TMZ)