I’ve wanted to go to Ibiza ever since I saw eleven episodes of super fucking annoying people partying there in E!’s Wild On show. Brooke Burke would always ask everybody if they were having crazy good times and everybody would say in broken English, this is so crazy! Who doesn’t want to be part of that craziness. Plus their nightclubs all had bubble machines. I guess Karolina Kurkova also changes her clothes there in the bushes. That seems like incentive enough to use up some of my miles. I wonder how many Southwest stops it takes to get to Ibiza. I’m going with seventeen on the over under. I’m going to smell like diapers by the time I land.
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