Kendall Jenner In A White Bikini

Kendall Jenner needs college like she needed high school. Just a pinch. College is for the less cash sophisticated girls who let themselves be raped for free in the dorms. Did their mother’s teach them nothing? Kendall Jenner is a noted dystopian science fiction author, fashion model, and most searched single girl looking to date a married man in your neighborhood on AshleyMadison in the Emirates. So while Kendall’s eighteen year old peers are grabbing knock off Yaffa blocks at Ikea, Kendall’s getting paid to have her ass filmed in a bikini in The Hamptons. Go study your French Lit and Anthropology, other girls. Kendall’s going to need more nameless somebodies to yell at for screwing up her Starbucks drink order.

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