The long-awaited Love Magazine is out with photos of Kendall Jenner covering her tits with her elbows. I don’t actually know anybody who was waiting for this precisely, but long-awaited makes everything but taking a leak sound better. Kendall is featured on the cover as the American Girl, which makes sense, since she is technically American. Also, in a recent poll where people were asked to use one word to describe Kendall, American came in 1,057th, just ahead of well-reasoned and just behind furrypoptartslut. I don’t begrudge the British Love Magazine for their nonsensical labeling of American girls. We here still believe all British girls are shrieking harpies with Cockney accents and bad teeth. Though our misconceptions are actually true. The idea that Kendall Jenner is being pushed as the typical American around the world simply means we have no shame, we are coming for your money, and there’s little you can do to resist. That’s kind of bad-ass actually. Whore are better than tanks.
Photo Credit: Love Magazine