North Korea is demanding a video of Kim Jong Un's superimposed head be removed from the Internet. Apparently North Korean officials do not understand how the world wide web works because they are still developing ice boxes and water closets. They released a statement saying the video "seriously compromises Kim's dignity and authority". This is pretty much the same thing they said about the James Franco and Seth Rogen movie so I'm thinking it's time for a new English language spokesperson.
Kim's dignity is primarily compromised by his creepy baby hands and crimes against humanity. Also, being friends with Dennis Rodman. If you don't want people assuming your dick is the size of a red hot tamale then you cannot get pissed about silly youtube videos. Obamas in there too. You think he's whining to ICANN in Switzerland? No, he's just having the NSA track down the video creators so they can be sent 20,000 unsold copies of Dreams from My Father as the ultimate prank.
With Kim being unable to grasp basic diplomatic strategies regarding cheap superimposed videos it's no wonder he runs a failed prison state. If Kim cared to check out Youtube through his country's filtered dial up service he would probably see there are tons of videos depicting North Korea's vast prison camp system. Any good dictator knows you capture, torture, and behead the documentarians before you go after the bored North Korean college kids with 2002 Macromedia Flash.