Kim Kardashian and Joe Francis Show Off Their Respective Asses

July 18, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

The jaunty Instagram elf so totally caught Kim Kardashian off-guard when he snapped this candid of her thong ass after only four hours of lighting, prepping and staging. Next to Kim you can see the poor sap who let herself get pregnant by Joe Francis who I thought was doing a dime in Alcatraz for not living up to the Loyal Order of the Water Buffaloes code of conduct. Kim captioned the absolutely candid photo ‘#OurLovelyLadyLumps’ comparing Joe’s bastard twin babies brewing in a woman who lacks foresight ¬†and Kim’s grotesquely manufactured ass cheeks. Or, you know, just a couple of Lovely Lady Lumps. I have to believe it’s photos like these that keep Jesus from coming back.

Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

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