Kim Kardashian Is a Scientific Wonder

July 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I can’t fathom the engineering science that goes into slamming Kim Kardashian into these tight dresses she keeps wearing. We ought to send some of those skilled girdle artisans down to New Orleans to fortify the levees. There’d be a great YouTube video in showing how all that flesh and skin rash is compacted into a sleek garment. I imagine one of Kim’s handlers pops it each evening and Kim whirls about the room like a balloon with the air spewing out. Kim’s going to love the Hamptons. The Hamptons will not love her back. She won’t give a shit.

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