Kim Kardashian Is a Scientific Wonder

By Lex July 03, 2014 @ 5:55 PM

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Curves In A Tight Dress In New York
I can’t fathom the engineering science that goes into slamming Kim Kardashian into these tight dresses she keeps wearing. We ought to send some of those skilled girdle artisans down to New Orleans to fortify the levees. There’d be a great YouTube video in showing how all that flesh and skin rash is compacted into a sleek garment. I imagine one of Kim’s handlers pops it each evening and Kim whirls about the room like a balloon with the air spewing out. Kim’s going to love the Hamptons. The Hamptons will not love her back. She won’t give a shit.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 07/03/2014 18:30

    That is one ugly load.

  2. avatar
    Puritan 07/03/2014 20:13

    wide load, fat assed niggah lovin’ ho !

  3. avatar
    Beylerbey 07/03/2014 22:30

    What a disgusting, vile beast.

  4. avatar
    BiebersStrapon 07/04/2014 08:53

    Meh, I’d shït in her nose for the hell of it.

  5. avatar
    pk20152 07/04/2014 10:05

    That gargantuan ass probably looks like its been hit with a sock full of pennies. she is vile!

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