Kriste Lewis Is the New Old NFL Cheerleader

Every now and then one of the NFL teams hire a 40-year old mom with a great body to be a cheerleader so that people forget about all the slavery and sexual harassment claims all the other cheerleaders across the NFL are filing in courts. Also, it provides the people at Oxygen the chance to make a movie about something other than a woman undergoing gastric bypass surgery. Kriste Lewis is the latest, being hired by the New Orleans Saints to show off her mom tits at home games.

Standing before a panel of judges, Lewis calmed her nerves by remembering her husband’s motto — “focus and fun” — as she tried out for the Saintsations in April.

Fuck, no wonder he got himself a hot cheerleader wife. Just check out that motto. Mine’s ‘hot wings and hot dumps’ which hasn’t impressed a single woman yet, even when I show them the ankle tattoo. Personally, I think it’s great that a woman at forty has the ambition to dance in skimpy costumes and get groped like she was a teenager at a Halloween party again. It’s almost like returning to medical school to become a doctor, except you don’t get to save lives and your hair smells like The Superdome.

Photo Credit: Kriste Lewis/Facebook, The New Orleans Saintsations