Lady Gaga Costume Changes Are Good Music

By Lex July 22, 2014 @ 9:15 AM

Lady Gaga Performs Onstage At The MGM Grand In Las Vegas
I always knew it would be hard to tell when Lady Gaga’s career was taking a dive. It’s like knowing when yogurt goes bad. When I bought it new it was already rancid milk. Lady Gaga looked desperate onstage when she was on top of the world. She looks precisely the same with her Artpop album selling somewhere between The Best of the Oak Ridge Boys and a Criss Angel spoken word performance. The bruises on her elbows can’t be a good sign. Nor the dressing up like Sailor Moon and friggin’ herself. Albeit, that last one is going to keep her on the charts in Japan until 2020. She continues to speak for a young generation left behind by things such as school and jobs and rudimentary social interactions.¬†When will Lady Gaga finally be done? It’s like yogurt. You need to get your nose in there and smell.

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(2) Comments

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    miche the killer 07/23/2014 11:29

    Listen. You can’t just go from a mediocre coffee house musician to a pop star and not embrace boob jobs & anorexia all the while embracing your family recipe for pasta carbonara and costumes without Spanx built in. If it was easy, everyone would be an image whore lip-synching to other people’s music on stage to travel the world & get lots of free designer shit.

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    Maybe_Observer 07/23/2014 14:16

    A chunky Italian girl is not a rare sight….

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