Lady Gaga Is Done

By Lex July 28, 2014 @ 12:36 PM

Lady Gaga Looking Chunky Performing At A Microsoft Event In Atlanta, Georgia
Gaga loosened the leather straps on her stage underwear to allow for her thirty new pounds and played a Microsoft private corporate function over the weekend. The people developing the next completely unnecessary version of Windows pretended Lady Gaga was a cool get as the Bill Gates minders passed through the party, but most were secretly lamenting the the fact that BeBe and CeCe Winans had been unavailable. After the corporate gig, Gaga hit Denny’s for pancakes and then boarded a Greyhound for New York where she’s recording duets with Tony Bennett. Outside of being named a Kennedy Center honoree, I can’t think of a more striking set of death knells to Lady Gaga’s career. It was brief, but it sucked so incredibly bad, Lady Gaga can take comfort in knowing it won’t soon be forgotten.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Puritan 07/28/2014 16:17

    Moooooooooooooooooo

  2. avatar
    Mud Nugget 07/28/2014 16:40

    If a performer gets fat, they have f u money.

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