Lady Gaga’s Assistant Penning a Tell-All

By Matt July 17, 2014 @ 1:25 PM

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Jennifer O’Neill, Lady Gaga’s former assistant, is writing a tell all book about the horrors of holding down a full time job. Gaga, who orders her non-disclosure agreements from the back of The Onion, already had to pay O’Neill a settlement regarding overtime pay. O’Neill claims Gaga made her sleep in the same bed with her to help ward off the feral bats that strafe the singer nightly in her slumber. That does seem like time you should be compensated for. Gaga claims she was a model employer

“I am the queen of the universe, every day… I’m quite wonderful to everybody that works for me.”

I’m going to bet that’s more of a boast than a supportable fact. This does not excuse O’Neill from writing a nasty book because your boss called you out that one time when you brought people back from the club and told them you owned the house. I predict the book will bomb horribly. The people who do care about Lady Gaga prefer her trumped up stage image and could care less about what she’s like with the curtains pulled back. And for those of us non-fans, just the mention of Lady Gaga’s curtains being pulled back make us gag from spleen to mouth.  There is no audience for this book. Except for every other creepy celebrity who will no longer higher Jenny to be their confidential bunkmate.

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(2) Comments

  1. Craig Anthony Swinson 07/17/2014 16:47

    Couldn’t Care Less

  2. John Pierce 07/17/2014 19:40

    A feral bat would be a formerly pet bat which reverted to the wild. Lady Gaga has pet bats? Who knew?

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