Lea Michele Posts Bikini Photos from Her Happy Hooker Vacation

By Lex July 22, 2014 @ 8:55 AM

Lea Michele Posts Bikini Photos To Instagram
Lea Michele continues to honor the one year anniversary of Dead Cory Monteith by boning the living shit out of her male escort boyfriend. Nobody blames Lea for finding comfort in the bulging biceps of a hunky prostitute. Who hasn’t? You can’t dwell forever on the list of men who’ve offed themselves to rid their craniums of your shrill tones. That would be a life filled with regret. If you listened carefully to Lea’s last album, you know that mourning and riding professional turgid cock are not mutually exclusive. Don’t make me quote Cannonball. I’ll sob like a girl child.

Photo Credit: Lea Michele/Instagram

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(1) Comment

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    Roadshitter6.5 07/22/2014 09:44

    She looks a bit too much like a young Sandra Bernhard for my taste.

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