Leonardo DiCaprio kicked off his Leo Rescues Mother Nature Foundation in St. Tropez by amassing a large collection of hot models and Hollywood douchebags and raising a cool $25 million to save cheetahs and poison oak. Leo riled up the $50K a plate crowd with fierce rhetoric and the intelligence of three men:
There has never been, since the time of dinosaurs, as many plant and animal species disappearing so quickly … We must make efforts to protect rich biodiversity.Then the rich bio-diverse guests bid millions of dollars on things like Bono's guitar, appearing in Leo's next movie, and being the guy to give Tom Cruise's next wife a baby. After the Euros were all counted and the world tucked safely into bed, Leo returned to his yacht to karate kick the shit out of stuff then make tender love to his 22-year old model girlfriend. There's just no stopping Leonardo DiCaprio. He's like the perpetual motion drinking bird, only that's not his beak, that's his cock and that cup of water is the universe to infinity.
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