Mel Gibson Feels Bad For Shia And Shit Around The Web

By Jack July 10, 2014 @ 12:42 PM

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Mel Gibson lifted the banner of the current king of the drunken douches, Shia LaBeouf. For Mel was once the king and he knows well the burdens of the throne.

Read all about Mel Gibson’s passionate love for Shia Laboofer. (Huffington Post)

Selena Gomez has an epic nipple slip on Instagram. (Drunken Stepfather)

Lebron James might go to Cleveland and not a fuck was given. (Bleacher Report)

Brazil blames Mick Jagger putting a hex on them for their shitty World Cup. (COED)

Jennifer Lawrence’s thighs and legs are pretty fucking amazing. (The Chive)

Farrah Abraham to open a Greek yogurt shop. It will probably taste like pussy. (Fishwrapper)

Pam Anderson’s Facebook poem is just as bad as you can imagine. Maybe worse. (Dlisted)

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(1) Comment

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    Admiral 07/11/2014 09:27

    Mel Gibson. The Legend. I know what his problem is, I’ve been there: He’s too smart for this world. This new world of ours celebrates idiocy, lies, mockery, and fanaticism (thanks, Obama), all in the name of getting theirs and shitting on everyone else and laughing on their way to the bank. Shia TheBeef is wicked-smart, too. I can tell. Mix a smart person with alcohol and they just need to vent their frustrations. It’s a bit of a spiral, especially if there’s no one there that can understand, or if they have had trouble lining up their own experiences with those around them. Live too much too fast and those around you seem like they live in slow-motion.

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