Mel Gibson lifted the banner of the current king of the drunken douches, Shia LaBeouf. For Mel was once the king and he knows well the burdens of the throne.
Read all about Mel Gibson's passionate love for Shia Laboofer. (Huffington Post)
Selena Gomez has an epic nipple slip on Instagram. (Drunken Stepfather)
Lebron James might go to Cleveland and not a fuck was given. (Bleacher Report)
Brazil blames Mick Jagger putting a hex on them for their shitty World Cup. (COED)
Jennifer Lawrence's thighs and legs are pretty fucking amazing. (The Chive)
Farrah Abraham to open a Greek yogurt shop. It will probably taste like pussy. (Fishwrapper)
Pam Anderson's Facebook poem is just as bad as you can imagine. Maybe worse. (Dlisted)