I feel like it was just yesterday we saw Natasha Oakley on the beach in a bikini. It’s quite possible she doesn’t have a day job. Or this is her day job. In which case, good for her. I sat around on a beach once for a week and all I got were cops in cargo shorts harassing me and local shopkeepers threatening me in Lebanese. Or English, I was really drunk. It sounded Lebanese. Now George Clooney’s going to write a scathing op-ed about me in the Sunday Times of his mind. I’m not equipped for the bon vivant lifestyle. I haven’t the tits.
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