Nude Models Body Painted Because That’s Fucking Art, Nimwit

By Lex July 30, 2014 @ 12:59 PM

Nude Models Get Body Painted By A Group Of Artists Organized By Andy Golub In New York
Andy Golub had an artistic vision. Find a whole bunch of not really good looking people and body paint them naked so they could march around New York City in celebration of ugly people covered in paint day. Bodypainting Day for short. He tried the same thing a few years ago and one of his models got arrested for public nudity then sued NYC and won $15K because it turns out it’s totally legal to be unattractive and naked in public in New York. Now New York is fucked because it’s open season for people who love to get naked to get naked. San Francisco passed a similarly liberating ordinance and within eleven seconds there were one thousand obese bears rubbing their bare asses on public park benches and bus stops along upper Market. Anybody who ever connected public nudity with sexy needs to be punched in the gourd for passively creating this urban nightmare.

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(2) Comments

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    NormaDesperate 07/30/2014 13:05

    if you think the nekkid people are unattractive, you should see what NYC serves up in the form of people with their clothes ON!! nothing good here in the land of 20-something, drunky bro’s and ‘ho’s!!

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    Shastar 07/31/2014 13:35

    Actually, Zoe West is amazingly hot and spends a blessed amount of time naked on the internet.

    I’m sad that I’m never in NYC when stuff like this is happening. I’m always there when the hobo convention is going on.

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