Nude Models Body Painted Because That’s Fucking Art, Nimwit

Andy Golub had an artistic vision. Find a whole bunch of not really good looking people and body paint them naked so they could march around New York City in celebration of ugly people covered in paint day. Bodypainting Day for short. He tried the same thing a few years ago and one of his models got arrested for public nudity then sued NYC and won $15K because it turns out it’s totally legal to be unattractive and naked in public in New York. Now New York is fucked because it’s open season for people who love to get naked to get naked. San Francisco passed a similarly liberating ordinance and within eleven seconds there were one thousand obese bears rubbing their bare asses on public park benches and bus stops along upper Market. Anybody who ever connected public nudity with sexy needs to be punched in the gourd for passively creating this urban nightmare.

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