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Pamela Anderson's Ass Crack Means Her Marriage Is Not Yet Over

Pamela Anderson Flashes Her Bare Butt Sunbathing In Sardinia, Italy It's the ass shadow version of Punxsutawney Phil. When Pam Anderson and her new Jane Fonda hair flash crack, it means she's giving her unemployed husband six more weeks to bang her before she finalizes the divorce proceedings. It's a test. A solid boffing can buy Rick Salomon some more time to live off of Pam's assets the creditor's haven't yet seized. He is a gambler by nature. I see him going at this with the full fervor of a man who works three nights a year. I was going to ask for my Williams Sonoma salad bowl back, but I'm going to delay that request. I think these two kids really might make it.

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