Pamela Anderson’s Ass Crack Means Her Marriage Is Not Yet Over

By Lex July 28, 2014 @ 3:07 PM

Pamela Anderson Flashes Her Bare Butt Sunbathing In Sardinia, Italy
It’s the ass shadow version of Punxsutawney Phil. When Pam Anderson and her new Jane Fonda hair flash crack, it means she’s giving her unemployed husband six more weeks to bang her before she finalizes the divorce proceedings. It’s a test. A solid boffing can buy Rick Salomon some more time to live off of Pam’s assets the creditor’s haven’t yet seized. He is a gambler by nature. I see him going at this with the full fervor of a man who works three nights a year. I was going to ask for my Williams Sonoma salad bowl back, but I’m going to delay that request. I think these two kids really might make it.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Admiral 07/29/2014 06:14

    She has a very nice body for her age. She should stay out of the sun, though.

  2. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 07/29/2014 08:51

    Well I was expecting her to look a lot worse. The low-resolution photography undoubtedly helps.

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