Paris Hilton Comes Alive

By Lex July 11, 2014 @ 9:22 AM

Paris Hilton DJs At The Release Party For Her New Single 'Come Alive' In West Hollywood

Every now and then a song comes along that you hear and just know the music world will never be the same. Paris Hilton’s Come Alive is not one of those songs. Unless we’re limiting our definition of the music world to the discos in Qatar where this bit of auditory sheizen will be hailed by guests sucking down Rum and Tab sodas. Paris Hilton is to musical composition what the Jenner sisters are to dystopian universe story telling. The not so bad looking dim bulb mannequins in the window. Paris’ uninspired bit of auto-tuned party girl cliches will likely make the boys at Cash Money Records some dough, they take off first dollar. Paris might see enough to buy three barrels of cheek makeup and some organic crackers for her dog. Still, the launch party looked amazing as up to seventeen employees of the label’s P.R. firm were forced to act excited to see Paris DJ her own new track. All good things eventually come to an end. Really fucking crappy things take a bit longer, so, be patient.

Photo Credit: Getty, Pacific Coast News

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 07/11/2014 09:48

    The fact that the “staff” obviously hate her makes me love this idiot slut all the more. Keep ‘em coming (pun intended).

  2. avatar
    miche the killer 07/11/2014 11:07

    We’ve now found the requisite number of knobs that confound Paris Hilton.

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