Pinterest Tries To Get Manly (VIDEO)

Pinterest hired the guy responsible for the Axe Body Spray ads to be their new head of marketing. David Rubin transformed Axe from a product high school stoners were super certain covered their weed stank to a global brand praised by acclaimed date rapists the world over. Pinterest is used overwhelmingly by women and the company is seeking more male users. After making asthma inducing Chinese knockoff cologne appeal to urbane metrosexuals, making a scrapbooking themed website appeal to people with testicles should be cake.

The ironic thing is the Axe ads were reviled as misogynistic by many women because they portrayed women as sex objects. This offended the chicks dudes don’t see as sex objects. For all your eyebrow piercing protestations otherwise, you don’t want to be a woman in that category. Pinterest will soon be inundated with elaborate pussy and ass collages, which may turn off the middle aged housewives currently using Pinterest to look at easy to prepare appetizers porn. Maybe there is a happy medium where chicks can be photographed shoving homemade kitschy Christmas ornaments into their orifices. Pinterest will soon either be the most popular site on the internet, or completely erased from recorded history within the next month.