Rosie O’Donnell Rejoins The View As Lesbian in Residence

By Lex July 08, 2014 @ 11:17 AM


When The View said they were going to boldly remake themselves, they weren’t kidding. Step one, bring back the loud-mouth jelly puddle you fired previously for being mentally unstable. Rosie O’Donnell has swallowed her pride for the right amount of cash and agreed to rejoin the show where stupid women talk stupidly about stupid things for a stupid female audience so they can write stupid things on Facebook about what they believe to be true. I think that’s the official log line from the network. With Whoopi still on the cast, and Rosie joining, the producers of The View are now looking to find a Latina and a conservative to fill out America’s dumbest coffee klatch. Wary black, angry lesbian, feisty Latina, and blond conservative. That’s literally the plan at ABC. A cheap demographic outline for success.┬áIf we were immortal, life would still be too short to watch The View.

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 07/08/2014 12:05

    Explains why they fitted that couch with triply-redundant stainless steel legs.

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    warren westman 07/08/2014 12:17

    Great. Next we get Sarah Palin too. How any thinking person can watch that trash blows me away.

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    Mud Nugget 07/08/2014 13:26

    It’s Pumpkin Head

  4. avatar
    Beylerbey 07/08/2014 17:46

    Barbara gets herself violently high to be able to sit next to that for more than 10 minutes.

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 07/09/2014 07:16

    This show is proof that women in general have much lower IQs. What a clusterfuck of retards.

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