Selena Gomez Is a Lesbian Now

By Lex July 23, 2014 @ 7:29 AM


Lesbians are the new revenge fuck. It used to be when a girl wanted to drive home a point with her cheating ex, she’d fuck some handsome tool or maybe even her ex’s buddy if she had a bit of sinister in her. Now it’s lesbian thunkenmunchers. It’s the indisputable implication that you’re getting what he could never give you. Michelle Rodriguez or one of her scissor kissing coven like Cara Delevingne are always up for a game of I ruined your girlfriend. All you need is a yacht, some champagne, and a broken heart. Crank up the Tegan & Sara and set a course for adventure!

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(6) Comments

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    satchmo72 07/23/2014 07:46

    Isn’t this old news? I mean she did date Justin Beiber

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 07/23/2014 07:47

    I never got the whole lesbian thing there is absolutely nothing going on except for a bit of rug burn. I suppose maybe they talk a lot?

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 07/23/2014 07:49

    good point sachmo : )

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    billymays 07/23/2014 08:38

    I’d still be interested in watching these two go at it for a while.

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    Maybe_Observer 07/23/2014 09:30

    Billymays….you have a fine eye for decent entertainment……

  6. Jinggoy Angeles 07/24/2014 02:45

    so shes spending her 22nd birthday with a girl notoriously known for taking drugs? this should be good lol

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