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Selena Gomez Lesbian Training Day Three: Panties at The Gala

July 24, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Selena Gomez just completed the Sharon Stone Basic Instinct clips in her lesbian training workshop. She went peekaboo with tautly pulled back hair as she and her lesbian mentor took time away from lapping up milk off each other’s hindquarters to visit the Leonard Dicaprio Foundation Gala in St. Tropez. Leo’s charity is set up to “protect Earth’s last wild places and implementing solutions that create a harmonious relationship between humanity and the natural world”.  Which I guess implies humans aren’t part of the natural world, or at least not as much as elephants and otters. Either way, it’s nice to see DiCaprio is doing something with his time other than boning models. Though I wouldn’t say that if it was me in his place.

Selena has spent the past several days now on a self-imposed Sapphic quest in the hull of a billionaire’s yacht steaming back and forth across the Riviera as Cara Delevingne and her team of clitoral assassins gay program Selena. It’s like those Christian camps, except the exact opposite. And Kir Royales instead of apple juice. When Selena has completed her work below deck, she’ll return to the U.S. in the guise of a straight celebrity, but she’ll be the lezzy Manchurian Candidate. Ellen Degeneres will run her domestically as she works her way up the Hollywood food chain until such time as she’s fully gay activated. Probably a Grammy’s speech or maybe making out with a chick at the How to Train Your Dragon 5 premiere. The Cold War Russians have nothing on the sinister gamesmanship of the Hollywood lesbian agenda. Hide your children.

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