WWE Diva Emma Arrested, Fired, Dismayed

By Lex July 02, 2014 @ 5:38 PM

WWE Diva Emma Mugshot
My dad told me once, don’t ever fucking steal. But on the off chance you find yourself needing to, don’t steal anything stupid. Only habitual drinkers come up with such genius conjunctions. Though he’s right. I got busted as a kid for swiping a pack of Bubble Yum and that became my nickname for the next year at school. You don’t want to be called Bubble Yum. You want to be called Mustang GTO or even the Mona Lisa. WWE Diva Emma, real name, I don’t know, I guess it’s still Emma, got busted shoplifting a $20 iPad case from Walmart. Her lawyer says it was all a big misunderstanding due to those annoying fucking self-check out lines designed to frustrate customers into violence and encourage shoplifting. She got community service and then the WWE fired her, so the big misunderstanding defense failed yet again. That’s now zero for forever for that savvy legal strategy.

Photo Credit: Hartford Police, www.officially-emma.com

(5) Comments

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    Admiral 07/02/2014 18:05

    I hate those damn self-checkout lines. I was buying a single light bulb at Home Depot once and the self-checkout chick jumped out at me on my way to the normal checkout and urged me to use that damn machine. One minute of her looking over my shoulder and showing me what buttons to hit like I was a toddler being potty trained was WAY better than the 10 seconds it would have taken you to do it for me, truly. One small Asian girl could have checked out 20 people in that time.

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    Al Bundy 07/02/2014 21:00

    A freaking mugshot and community service for lifting a plastic ipod case??? And even then it might have been accidental.

    A bit overkill.

  3. Richard Crigger 07/02/2014 23:19

    The WWE has already rehired her

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    miche the killer 07/03/2014 11:49

    She needed this mom. Things might have been different: http://www.buzzfeed.com/afvofficial/this-poor-kid-accidentally-stole-a-cup-from-a-rest-7ymz

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