2014 Emmy Awards Red Carpet Pictures, Lena Dunham Just Ruined Everything

By Lex August 25, 2014 @ 4:24 PM

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The 2014 Emmy Awards were just beginning their train of anorexic beauties on channels I have to skip past when maneuvering between ESPN and the regional sports channels. Then along comes Lena Dunham with the visuals of a Tim Burton re-imagined SNO BALLĀ® and everything is ruined. Where is the line between being principally anti-beauty and reveling in your fugly? Forever two paces behind Lena Dunham. Who do I sue to get my boner back?

Here are the girls from the 2014 Emmy Awards I would let date me. Some of them may be under eighteen, so perhaps we’d have to date in Canada or another third world nation:

Photo credit: Getty Images / AKM-GSI / FameFlynet

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(1) Comment

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    658811 08/26/2014 00:01

    You had me at under eighteen…

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