Al Pacino Has a Young Girlfriend

Al Pacino showed off his new trophy girlfriend at a Hollywood party. Everybody’s in a tizzy because she’s 40 years young than he. If she was 40 years older, she’d be dead, so that’s not really an option. It bothers women that old guys prefer to old guy fuck young women. I can see how that would be threatening, if for some reason you felt like you were an older lady and being denied the option of hot Al Pacino sex. As long as Pacino doesn’t start spouting some bullshit about how they connect on a deeper level and they’re soul mates and she keeps his spirit youthful, he could put bang a high school senior after prom and I could care less. It’s when he signs up for Jack and Jill 2 that I’m to take away his Viagra and insisting he button his shirts.

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