Sometime around the time somebody invented the word glutes, women started working them out. I remember when girls had big asses or flat asses, now they have muscular asses. It’s supposed to be sexy but I can’t help but wonder if being aroused by a tight strong ass isn’t kind of gay. I don’t mean in the pejorative way, I mean in the manner of you ass banging the Nancy boy in your dorm when everybody else is at lunch because after eighteen years of good Christian upbringing, you’ve built up some strong curious Leviticus cautioned urges. I could be wrong, but I’m probably right. You should check with your minister about your sculpted linebacker ass feelings.
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