Austrian Music Festival Turns Naked

August 18, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | Comments


Chaos broke out when thousands of people purchased tickets for an Austrian music festival only to remember there’s been no new Austrian music since Falco died. Concert goers immediately disrobed and formed various symbols across the outdoor amphitheater fields including the international symbol of peace, the sign for universal love, and reflexively a Swastika that everybody later claimed was a Free Willy throwback. It was basically Burning Man but the girls had big Bavarian tits and instead of building massive temporary art works, everybody just collectively shit on Johann Strauss’ grave.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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