Austrian Music Festival Turns Naked

By Lex August 18, 2014 @ 10:44 AM

Nudists Gather At The FM4 Music Festival In Austria
Chaos broke out when thousands of people purchased tickets for an Austrian music festival only to remember there’s been no new Austrian music since Falco died. Concert goers immediately disrobed and formed various symbols across the outdoor amphitheater fields including the international symbol of peace, the sign for universal love, and reflexively a Swastika that everybody later claimed was a Free Willy throwback. It was basically Burning Man but the girls had big Bavarian tits and instead of building massive temporary art works, everybody just collectively shit on Johann Strauss’ grave.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    elgordo123 08/18/2014 11:44

    Note to self: Never go to Austrian Music Festival and expect to see hot chicks. No wonder Arnold went after his maid. In that country she’d be the hottest girl in town. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 08/18/2014 13:35

    Thanks for shaving, at least.

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