Britney Spears' boyfriend David Lucado was caught on tape dancing and making out with a woman
who was somebody else's chubby girlfriend. The Britney Spears conservancy, also known as Britney's dad's rent money, is spinning the story that they reached out to the 'agency' holding the tape and bought it from them for safe keeping. This arrangement used to be called extortion, now it's all done with lawyers and contracts and paid leaks to TMZ. Before daddy secreted the video in a remote cavern in Costa Rica, he made Britney watch it while he stood in the background with a sinister smile and twirled his mustache. One less claimant on his daughter's money to worry about. Britney immediately contacted Lucado and told them their year long relationship was over. Poor fuck, he was probably set up.
As always, Britney turned to her three million fans on Instagram to let them know she was having a bad day. The onslaught of heart shaped emoticons and inspirational Pablum lifted Britney's spirit. Britney's been thrown off this horse before. She'll rebound after a month of Nilla wafers and trying to remember where she left her kids.