Britney Spears released a completely candid and untouched version of an underwear photo to Instagram to show the world what she looks like completely candid these days. When you take away the lights and the re-touching and the the gimmicks, it turns out Britney Spears looks exactly like a clearly Photoshopped version of Britney Spears. Which is pretty fucking weird and amazing. Britney managed to lose thirty pounds of fat around her stomach, ass, and thighs in just a week, dropping down to a size heroin chic with just sixty minutes on the Gazelle. Personally, I like fat Britney. Skinny people from the South make me nervous. Fat Britney seems like a sane Britney. The day she actually looks like this will be the day she’s found in a watch tower picking off innocents with a sniper rifle.
Photo Credit: Britney Spears/Instagram
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