I always wanted people to say about me, man, he looks fantastic. But mostly I get the pitchforks and torches with enraged villagers chasing me into subterranean hiding. Brooke Burke always looks fucking fantastic. I think she’s bore eight children now and maybe even squeezed a few more out unwittingly when she just thought she was queefing. She also survived cancer and being married to a French singer who became famous on Baywatch. None of that can be easy. Brooke shows her appreciation to God and science by showing off her body as much as possible. It puts to shame everybody who merely sends XOXOXO texts.
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